If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?
The one in the sugar bowl!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
Because they kept droning on and on!

Why did the bees go on strike?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

What did one firefly say to the other?
I got to glow now!

What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique!

What is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at the buzz stop.

Why was the centipede late?
Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie!