Q: Why did the beetle chew a hole in the carpet?

A: It wanted to see the floor show!

Q. What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?

A. They were married in the spring.

Q. What did the termite say when it walked into the bar?

A. Is the bar tender here?

Q. Two flies are hanging around the back door. Which one is the actor?

A. The one on the screen!

Q.  What do you get when you cross a praying mantis with a termite ?.

A.  An insect that says grace before eating your floors.

Two fleas hopped down the steps on to the footpath.

One turned to the other and asked “Should we walk or take a dog ?”.

Q.  Why did the flea work overtime ?

A.  It was saving up to buy a dog.

Q.  Why do spiders spin webs ?

A.  No-one’s ever taught them to crochet.

Q.  How do you keep ants from digging mounds all over your yard ?

A.  Take away their shovels.

Q.  Where do worms prefer to shop ?

A.  In the Big Apple.

Q.  Did the worms enter Noah’s Ark in pairs ?

A.  No, in apples.